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Math Boyfriend

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.
You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"
by zclotr March 22, 2011
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is math simple

No.
Kid: Is math simple?
Mom: Absolutley!
*5 min later*
Kid: MATH ISN'T SIMPLE!!
by agal_tailwhp January 7, 2021
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Kosong Math

Math titles that come with zero hints and solutions, which is usually a no-no or put-off even for above-average students, who want to study the solutions of brain-unfriendly questions to hone their mathematical problem-solving skills—“kosong” is the Malay word for zero.
It’s not surprising that no matter how creative or fertile the math questions in some kosong math books are, few teachers, much less parents or homeschoolers, are attracted to buying them, which is a double blow for both authors and publishers, which ought to know better that zero solutions often translates into low or no sales.
by MathPlus July 15, 2021
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math class

The only class where you can pay roughly 0% of your attention span and get a 99 or so for a grade.
I have learned nothing in math class since 6th grade.
by Fugerko.? January 1, 2004
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Math Homework

A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.
Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”
by TheShieldGuy January 29, 2019
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Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.
Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16
by Bob Smith February 13, 2004
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Math Class

A great way to waste time. We will never need to know how many apples we can grow in 6 weeks.
Guy1: yo I got math class next
Guy2: What a waste of time
by True Sh** December 8, 2015
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