by Lonely God December 1, 2017
Get the elephant zoomug. A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025
Get the Dead Elephant Bouncemug. When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.
by crackaricanms January 6, 2018
Get the Sweaty elephantmug. When a bunch of dudes go to a club expecting to meet women, drink too much, don't hook up, and then pass out
OMG, he said it was a total elephant cemetery last night. Good thing we didn't show up. Would not want to be surrounded by trunks!
by saltychurro June 28, 2019
Get the Elephant Cemeterymug. by LINKKKKK January 14, 2018
Get the Elephant Bullish Trendmug. I,m sick, my belly seems to become an exactlyelephto be shown as pregnant, I then want one to say I go to which Dr. & if to a gynecologist?(God damn at me)
by bad,good? August 4, 2019
Get the elephmug. 