Shit hit the drain 

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

Shit hit the drain by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

Shit for the Cycle by Luggage74 July 8, 2022

We Will Not Shit on the Bed 

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

We Will Not Shit on the Bed by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Each day is just another shit in the bucket. 

Description for a bad day or a few bad days (written by Kasey.H)

Ugh, today couldn't be worse. Its just each day is just another shit in the bucket.

Each day is just another shit in the bucket. by Jubjub11k February 17, 2022

pope shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

pope shit in the woods by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

shit in the bath 

Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.

"The last train's just left, mate"
"Och,you're jokin, shit in the bath!"

shit in the bath by d'ye mind March 2, 2005

Shit hits the fan

A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."

"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.

Shit hits the fan by Suburbanz71 April 20, 2018