A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.
I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.
by wigger4life October 07, 2009
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke
by Soda Jive February 04, 2020
by RustyStick Technologies March 17, 2021
The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.
by V8HAHA November 10, 2015
The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
by KRiver December 22, 2016
Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick May 08, 2012