The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Russian's Supper

The erotic act, common in correctional facilities, of molding one's scrotum into a bowl shape and filling it with vodka and boiled potatoes and then forcing another to consume the brew.

'I got that boy in his cell last Tuesday, made him eat my Russian's Supper all up.'

'You got pretty lips, boy, you gonna get Russian Supper'd'

by Paddybongo May 20, 2013

Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Russian superman

To cum in a girls face a
With arms on your hips yelling nasdrovia

So I yeah i finished her off with a russian superman

by Frank55666677777 October 13, 2017

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate

Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy

by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021

Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020