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Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.
The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
mugGet the Velvet mafiamug.

mafia’s bf (bando)

the most amazing, kindest, loving human to exist. mafia’s bf (bando) is best bf ever!
stranger- mafia’s bf (bando) is just the best!
mafia- ofc he is he’s my bf
by mafiadadon May 2, 2022
mugGet the mafia’s bf (bando)mug.

MaFia

MaFia is a Discord server deticated to throwing Fortnite back into it's hole, MaFia itself however stands for Minecrafters against Fortnite in alliance.
When talking about the MaFia over chat make sure you capitalize the F otherwise it might be mistaken for the actual Mafia.
Guy 1 : *Is playing fortnite*

Guy 2 : Sir , I'm gonna have to stop you right there for you see I am part of the MaFia.
by HardBoiledEgg July 23, 2019
mugGet the MaFiamug.

Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022
mugGet the Cheesecake Mafiamug.

Mafia

It is important to note that the mafia has changed over time. The most famous mafia is La Costa nostra although there are others. They are comprised of 5 families in New York, the Chicago outfit and a few other families across the states. Originally they were made as a brotherhood to protect Italian American shop owners from racist thieves. Eventually they got into organised crime. It is important to note that most mafia’s nowadays and back then didn’t kill nor harm “civilians”(anyone who’s not part of it) and nowadays due to law enforcement they work in the background instead of on the streets
Josh: I miss the days of the mafia
John: you know it wasn’t as romantic as depicted in the godfather
by Rational guy August 14, 2023
mugGet the Mafiamug.

Eastside Mafia Gangsters

Eastside Mafia Gangsters or ESMG originally Eastside Terror Mafia Gangsters is a 4 point street gang that originated in Malden Massachusetts they are known to be extremely violent they're known for vicious assaults and stabbings, armed robbery along with firearms trafficking they are known to sport the colors black and orange Eastside Mafia uses the numbers 20 and 13 Eastside Mafia Gangsters are known to be at war with trg,tiny raskal gang.
"You been out to malden and lowell lately them "Eastside Mafia Gangsters" are taking over everything"
by Eastside02148 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Eastside Mafia Gangstersmug.

Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.
by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024
mugGet the Mystic Mafiamug.

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