Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
Get the Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?mug. When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
by Cracklized September 30, 2020
Get the garden angelmug. This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
Get the spring garden dog with mangemug. To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Get the weed the gardenmug. The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
Get the Garden Gnomingmug. 
When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
Get the Kinky Garden Hosemug.