Dick Eater

a.) A delusional person who thinks their investment choices MUST succeed because of past performance. They are so sure in their blind hope that they're willing to swear they'll eat their dick if they're wrong.
b.) Idiot

John McAfee was so sure of his idiot plan he swore to eat his dick over it. Dick eater goes Nom nom nom, nom nom.

by Daniel Long November 24, 2018

Platypus Eater

Hideo Kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series. Features a new operative with the codename of Naked Platypus. Fights a group Psycho Soldiers in Brazil named ELM(egg-laying mammals), which includes Echidna, Hedge hog, and Anteater. Infiltrates the base at Iguassu Falls, Argentina, and destroys the latest Metal Gear: Metal Gear Monotreme.

"Dude!!! I was totally kicking ass in Platypus Eater!!!"

"Yeah, and the CQQ is totes wet!!!"

"CQQ?"

"Close Quarters Quacking, of course!!!"

"Awesome!!!!"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

grass eater

a slur typically used against native americans because colonizers thought that they only ate plants and used it as an insult

get out of here grass eater, we’re taking your land

by Mayella Neighze May 27, 2019

Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

Zombie Cock Eater

A girl that has nothing else to do but feed on dick like shes a zombie for it

Dude, you sisters a total zombie cock eater for me

by colton slits November 12, 2009

male bush eater

A hetrosexual male who like to lick woman vaginas.

Theres no offensive names for hetrosexuals

by Divine January 5, 2005

Death Eater

A nerd word used by all the nerds who read all the Harry Potter books wearing glasses and scars... I hate nerds

Billy: Did you see that Death Eater go by? *snort*
Joe: Yeah, he made me wet my whitey-tighties

by Jorge Consuales April 16, 2006