Cold horse

Cock blocking a buff douche bag

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it

by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019

Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.

I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.

by 2praslin March 1, 2019

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014

Cold and Free

The best kind of beer.

Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"

Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."

by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

Cold dunk

Cold dunk is similar to calm down or calm your shit girl.

She better shut her mouth before I cold dunk that bitch.

by Dolla Dolla Bill December 30, 2017