Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.
by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

Refusing to accept that you lose something and instead make up obvious lies and hold on to said lies even when you and everyone else is presented with the facts that you lost.
"Dont be foolish, You are being a Trump you know that she bluffed you in the game and that she won because of it."
by VictorLazlo November 11, 2020

Hym "I'M A LIVING BEING YOU FUCK! SOME OF YOU SHOULDN'T BE! SOME OF YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T BE! You treat people like shit. You aren't doing any of the shit you say you do. You don't believe any of the shit you claim to believe. And then I call you all on it and somehow I deserve to have everything stolen from me like I'm the problem. People in theory trying to gaslight ME. You're shit people, all of you. THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME WORSE THAN YOU AND EVERYTHING I DO IS BETTER! Literally."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

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.9.Typography Is The Currency Of Being Ailments.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.
A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!
J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most
R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most
R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
by Altoids tin February 11, 2024
