Vampire Tea

The same as regular tea, but substituting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon.
Dude> Give me some vampire tea you hateful bastard!
Old Slut> Ok but first i must remove this tampon I've been using for the past 50 years.
by asdfasfd May 07, 2008
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tea bone

1.to be hit in the center of an auto between the front and back door,known as the B pillar

2.when walking through a night club or other venue and 2 two fat girl's with drinks in there hands come straight at you,with no way to avoid you end up going up the middle thus being hit by both fat chicks simotainsley:possiable drink spill
joe's car is totaled he got tea boned on the way to the club

ronnie's shirt got stained when two RINO'S tea boned him
by sick guy 73 February 07, 2010
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Orange Tea

Orange Tea is a type of weed which has a very disinct smell. Smells like tea and tastes fantastic. It's rare in the U.S but recently has made its way across the nation. First strand to hit America was in 2006 in New York city. it is pricy, the same cost as your nice strand of headies or exotics.
Orange Tea - red/orange hairs
many crystals
distinct smell
by Professor Robert Henry Lee February 23, 2009
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Shaw-Tea

Shorty is a pejorative term, or in some cases a nickname, for any person (usually a child or female) of short stature.

The term evolved to mean a child or woman (typically because children and women are shorter in height and females had often dressed in skirts or shorties), especially an attractive woman.
Hey that is a 5 finger Shaw-Tea
by Shaw-Tea February 28, 2013
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Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)
by kevside January 23, 2006
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Dirty Tea

The salty spit left over from Tea bagging in a man/womans mouth after being tea bagged in the mouth
"hey keep that dirty tea for later so we can mix it up with the batch from yesterday when i tea bagged you"
by yazzersize May 09, 2007
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Tea Bag

1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party.

2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.
1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth.

2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"
by S.Boxleitner April 25, 2010
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