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Text kill

When somebody responds to a either meaningful, or informative text with one of the the following; yeah, cool, ok, nice, fun, alright, ect.
Guy: will you go to prom with me?
Girl: I'd love to!
Guy: alright
(girl to herself: what a text kill)

Guy: So I was thinking about going to see a movie later tonight.
Girl:cool
(guy to himself: what a text kill)
by Jack Mehollf December 26, 2011
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monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.
The text message you sent me was just monkey text.
by Loadmaster March 31, 2010
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Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.
1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"
by kanapanapan August 25, 2010
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sample text

by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021
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pre-booty text

a text message earlier in the day to make certain that the recipient of the booty call doesn’t have plans for the evening
Phil sent a pre-booty text to make sure his booty call wouldn’t be futile

Karen received a pre-booty text, which caused her to clear up her schedule.
by sonic playa September 14, 2011
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Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.
Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."
by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009
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hey text

A text message sent just to say hello or to check up on someone you have not heard from in a while.
"Hey have you heard from Jane Doe?"

"Yeah, I talked to her yesterday."

"Really? I sent her a hey text two days ago but she has not replied. I wonder if she is mad at me or just busy."
by Teemak May 23, 2009
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