tree fudger

A person who finds unusual pleasure shitting on trees

"Man did you see that cunt tree fudge the shit outta that pine tree?"
"Yup, we have those dirty tree fudgers down here Bill"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

by Samwize August 24, 2007

OMG TREES

A term used to act overly excited, often about something you could not care less about. This is because to most people, trees are not very interesting at all.

It can also be used to change the subject or to break an awkward silence.

In speech, it is pronounced in a loud monotone voice, hence the all-caps.

It originated from the map Survival Island in Minecraft. Here, you only start of with one tree, so once you manage to get several trees, you're like: OMG TREES!

"Today, I bought a soda."
"OMG TREES!"

Or:

Guy 1: "What did the chicken say to the cow?"
Girl "I don't know, what?"
Guy 1: "Nothing! Chickens can't talk!"
*silence*
Guy 2: "OMG TREES!"

by Omgtreehugger June 29, 2011

tree sniffer

Tree sniffer is commonly used as an insult . Tree sniffer roughly defines as hoe .

Yo Dwayne that girl is such a tree sniffer

by Mountain dew 420 get rekd July 30, 2017

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

Plam Tree

The Wayfair version of a palm Tree

Person 1: Oh my where did you get the Palm tree?

Person 2: ACTUALLY it's a Plam Tree I got this Beauty at Wayfair!

by BillTytheScienceGuy November 29, 2019

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013