boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out March 16, 2011

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato November 26, 2015

Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 17, 2009

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship May 21, 2011

cooch face

A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.

My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.

by trickybum March 25, 2011

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 12, 2008