mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen September 1, 2013

Mushroom

Something you eat so you can get high.

Wanna get high off of mushrooms?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023

Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023