McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

Mcdonalds

The place where they scam you with the same amount of liquid in every size and they make you obese without you realizing sorry meghan trainor

Mcdonalds: The one food restaurant that matpat had to do a theory only on the SPRITE!!!

by Matpats newest therory November 30, 2023

Mcdonald County HighSchool

A high-school in mcdonald county that has the weirdest combo of rednecks lgbt+,sluts, "country boys", and druggys. The druggys usually stay near while everyone else moves away. Somehow we have gay homophobes and 97%of everyone is racist even tho 30% of them pretend they arnt

Oh they are from Mcdonald County Highschool? That explains it.

by AMchsstudent December 15, 2023

Seeley McDonald

A silly little goose.

That person is a total Seeley McDonald.

by Coconut14678 January 12, 2023

McDonalds Employees

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

grace mcdonald

Literally a sapphic goddess, honestly she is such a queen. This person knows what they want to do with their life and is a good person. They have many friends and an amazing support system.

Grace McDonald is such a sapphic goddess

by Ggmomo November 22, 2020