popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown

weird al is very good at popping a clown

by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016

box the clown

MAsturbate and/ or jerk the gerk

why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?

by JAke A S June 26, 2006

clown college

Training classes for bosses.

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.

by Dr. Bubba September 5, 2011

ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

by snipet May 1, 2008

Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009