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take you to boston

if you have to ask, then you don’t know
“She’s the type of girl that’s gonna take you to Boston, that’s for sure
by itzyaboiscott December 11, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.
He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.
by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020
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boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
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The boston 2 time

You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.
The boston 2 time is an awesome way to express your love.

they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
by el samo April 30, 2019
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Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
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Boston green light

i was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
by Lobsta January 30, 2015
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