by jen November 13, 2002
by criccet September 09, 2005
A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!
by Joke Of The Day 4 March 27, 2015
by LP's dad March 08, 2011
A dry fucker is someone who fucks you without getting any personal gain from it. It is sometimes unintentional; although most times it is caused by just being a fucking ignorant or dumb fucktard.
Every calls Ken a dry fucker because he got the cops called on an underage house party because he was caught breaking into a house across the street. The cops arrived and heard the music, everyone got arrested for underage drinking.
by SemiAngelik April 12, 2011
Kenny: "Hey dad, I think I'm an Uncle Fucker."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
by Doge1999 November 23, 2015