TCOU

Means "Take Care Of U". Possibly derived from the famous phrase "TLC" meaning "Tender, Love, And Care".

Jon:Honey, I've been working all day long, and you don't do a goddamned thing to ease my stress.

Yasmine jumps out closet in french maid outfit.

Yasmine: Don't worry babe. I'm here to TCOU!

by juju87 September 23, 2006

TC300

Someone who masturbates to the movie of 300.

Eww your a sick kid TC300.

by Joey2543 February 9, 2009

TCUing

At Texas Christian University, the way of defining a relationship that happens between a boy and girl. The somewhere in between just fucking to being facebook official. Many people know that these two people are hooking up but that its a little more involved.

Girl 1: "Who was that guy you were with last night, I've seen him with you a couple times, are you guys dating?"
Girl 2: "Oh no were not together, we're just TCUing"

by TCUStudent November 15, 2009

TCSI

Acronym for "They Can Suck It"; a term used to insult, or used as a comeback. The phrase refers to mass fellatio, as to a team, or group of people.

"OMG WTF, those cheerios called you a (insert insult)."
"TCSI"

by 5thyear_touchdown April 13, 2010

TCFTMD

Throat crabs from too much dick.

A serious illness from which there is no cure. The only thing to keep the swelling and itching down, is to go on and keep blowing... more dick.

Symptoms: Itching throat, coughing, self isolation, and the urge for your man's cock.

Sexual Partner: "Dude, why is your neck so red?"

Marlon: "It's from all that dick, y'know? Leave me alone!!"

Sexual Partner: "Looks nasty bro, you should get it checked out..."

Marlon: "Can you take off your pants, please?"

Sexual Partner: "TCFTMD!!!"

by Sexual Partner September 12, 2011

TCJ

Total cumbo jealousy

Wilem Frisby does NOT understand combo, he is not an energizer, one suspects he has TCJ.

by Cumbo X December 19, 2013

TCruz

the dry , crusty residue of anal juices, semen, and fecal matter found on the inside of a man's underwear, in his pubic hair, or on his penis after unprotected anal sex.

Damn, that hook up was hot, I still got TCruz in my pants.

Fuck me, now I have to shower, there's TCruz all over me. I hate sex with a dirty bottom.

by donaldjtrump September 25, 2016