The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018
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A Tartfidel is a person or being that is not part of the TartClan and is a blasphemous piece of crap. They like toast also.
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Get the TartPop mug.A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.
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