Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

leprechaun taint

a word used for the area around a unicorns butt and penis:D or a word used by harry potter very often when he gets mad at ron

ron ur such a leprechaun taintt!
or gosh darn it haley suck my lepreachaun taint

by cheyennehaleypotter August 10, 2009

dirty taint

Pretty self explanatory: A dirty taint

Greg Fuck you, you’re a dirty taint!

by momlover69420 October 17, 2018

In the taint

A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.

Honey, you are really in the taint right now.

You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!

by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012

Mexican taint-lick

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.

Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.

by Jackson Christopher June 28, 2007

Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole

Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler

by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018

tip-to-taint

A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.

Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!

by jauntyone August 4, 2010