dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 May 30, 2018
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Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.
Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 06, 2021
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Gynojudicial System

Specifically, a term used to describe any legal court, legal system, or legal procedure that favors and benefits Women disproportionally over Men. A term often used by men who feel they were treated unfairly by the divorce and family courts.
Homer got railed by the gynojudicial system, because he's a simp son!
by Bullets ForTeeth June 08, 2024
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Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.
A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.
by dpml July 27, 2023
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Saculatory System

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.
Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"
by vanDweeble October 07, 2014
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Spoils system

A term defined by Senator William Marcy, the spoils system is a political system in which someone who is elected appoints people who are loyal to them instead of those who are most capable. It was first created in America by Andrew Jackson during the early 1800’s, and began to get phased out by the turn of the century
Man, I sure do hate the spoils system!
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Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)
"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."
by Computerised Rectal Exam January 19, 2024
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