skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

knit a sweater

code for smoking pot

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

sweeters

A sweeter way to say sweet.

"I'm seriously going to shrapnel someone unless I get those high heels, they're way sweeters."

by Winky B January 13, 2008

Sweeper

the person who scopes out a particular road before a street race takes place. Essentially a lookout. When he gets the race's termination point and gives the all clear, the race can commence.

"If we would have had a sweeper, nobody would have gotten pulled over."
"Hey bro, you mind playing sweeper tonight?"

by LilCajun337 April 15, 2015

Crosby sweater

The sexual act of watching a pens game while drinking beer and eating snacks (pretzels,chex mix,pizza) and if Crosby scores or ruins the game you then vomit the tasty mixture onto your partners chest much like the "Crosby sweater" only not as colorful.

Crosby lost the puck and ruined the game so i gave Jeff Reed a Crosby sweater.

by NickiMinaj November 21, 2010

Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.

Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..

by Chichi man November 6, 2020

Sweater Weather

When the Sweater Weather song plays it means the person playing it is bisexual

"I'm f**king bi rat im using sweater weather to come out"

by Jxicey January 25, 2021