A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017
Get the Western Steamermug. Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.
I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!
by Magaz November 4, 2012
Get the Manhattan Steamermug. When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
Get the Catholic Steamermug. by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024
Get the Seattle Steamermug. Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
Get the Apple Valley Steamermug. by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013
Get the taco steamermug. Dude, I just couldn't hold it anymore, that shellfish just hit me, I got to run to the ocean to take a Sea Steamer.
by Mikeyrides June 5, 2014
Get the Sea Steamermug.