Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.

I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.

by ST86 December 2, 2021

Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.

Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!

by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Sperm Relation

When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm

I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.

by fotzi101 January 29, 2020