by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
Get the He Should Have Stayed Spermmug. Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
Get the Sperm grenademug. dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible
by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024
Get the sperm huddlemug. When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
Get the sperm loogiemug. by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
Get the Sperm Whalemug. A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
Get the Sperm thiefmug. He is a waste of sperm and eggs.
by Paige9622 August 31, 2018
Get the Sperm and Eggsmug.