dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.

person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"

by dank wool December 23, 2008

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017

Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in

Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again

by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022