Smurf

Smurfs are little blueberry looking communist midgets who are led my big daddy smurf 'Papi Smurf' There are many other smurfs such as smorfs,smurfling ,smu

PAPA SMURF IS SO FINE

by Kaiidds June 8, 2022

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

smurf

A drug usually mushrooms

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die

by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018

Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue

The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone

by Akneezeb August 30, 2022