Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made

Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI

by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022

Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

SMURF

Southern Maryland Uneducated Redneck Fuck.

SMURF: A Redneck who is a school dropout, who's uneducated and just plain stupid. Normally this is a insult to the typical average redneck because they can't figure anything out.

by Geoff.little January 5, 2022

smurf

a real nigga

“You know Smurf ?” “Yea , he a real nigga .”

by blrrdd January 9, 2022

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 13, 2022