Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

Ass smother

When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.

pornhub title: Sexy hoe gets revenge with Ass smother
How is that a punishment? I wish I got that.

by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019

blue smoothie

Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.

"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"

"AWWW FUCK!"

by FrankNStein October 22, 2007

real fruit smoothies

Smoothies made with real fruit ^.^

"I said i'd buy the team real fruit smoothies if they won the game..and they won the game"

by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003

Smoothify

Facilitate; to make easy.

If we're going to provide the product, we have to smoothify the process.

by McSmoothify April 18, 2011

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 27, 2012

self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011