Soul Skater

Skating style based on longboard surfing moves.

That dude is a real Soul Skater, he can cruse the hill, carve the turns, walk the board & hang on the nose..

by Futz November 7, 2011

Kamikaze BoBo skater

The Rental Skaters (brown rental skates) found at United Skates of America particularly on Saturday nights, they are extremely deadly and must be approached with caution. They will knock you down, blame it on you, and then go get their cousins nieces sister to fight you. They knock down all the trash cans, spill icees on the floor, smear every bodily fluid imaginable on the bathroom walls, and throw up westside during every song. It doesnt matter if Sean and Fred play country music, soon the sounds of "WEST WEST" will drown out all music. They also like to go in the middle of the floor and hump the ground. we call this cleaning the floor. They will fly across the flow of traffic in the opposite direction, destroying everything in their path and then act like nothing happened. If you try to eject them from the rink, they either run away and hide or try to fight chuck the cop, who is the oldest officer in the building. If you encounted one of these skaters, stay as far away as possible.

*kamikaze bobo skater flys across the floor right in front of alex*
*alex stumbles*
David: NO!!!! *grabs alex*
Alex: You just saved my life! I just had a near death experience!

by stardustalex March 30, 2007

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

skater porn

Graphic photographs of bodily injuries from skateboarding.

The road rash on your back looks painful, you should take a picture of it and post it on the internet, it would make some really hot skater porn!

by Bergen County Bombers June 28, 2011

slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.

Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.

by Leroy Spunkin January 8, 2008

two-seater

- a word to describe someone who is too big (fat)

to fit in one airline seat and is forced to buy another seat.

- a word to describe someone who is on the edge of becoming too fat to fly on in a single seat.

You better watch your diet or else you will be a two-seater and fly extra. Well at least you can have have two carry-ons baggage on the bright side.

by Boosh23 December 5, 2009

skater

some one that skate boards. i used to be one but cos i sucked i gave up so therefore i am not a skater although i wear their clohes and listen to their music i am me and i wash my hair evry day.
p.s good charlotte are just a pop group with guiters and avril lavigne is hated by even skaters

i dont wash my hair

by jimbo March 26, 2004