simp

All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.

Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021

simp

you.

you're the simp

by hoeforcurlyboys March 9, 2021

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

simp

a simp is somone that likes somebody and gets rejected but still likes them

Girl 1: hey look whos that girl Girl 2: o its a simp

by your_local_sixmp_ September 23, 2020

SIMP

super intense minecraft player

Oh there is a simp, problably he poay minecraft very well

by riadfrancoq September 24, 2021

simp

army

your are a simp

by an Army's little brother September 2, 2021