simp

a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(
bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie

idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her

wow, you are going full on simp
by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020
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by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020
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S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President
by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021
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Dinesh Thavarajaha.
Guy 1: Hey do you know Dinesh Thavarajaha?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he that simp
by paggamonster October 19, 2020
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episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning
by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020
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I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA
by LeNing July 04, 2023
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a person who respects people but boys with toxic masculinity calls him a simp bc no girls wants them
straight white boy: he's such a simp
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
by idfk bruh i wanted to writeyes October 20, 2020
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