Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

by Beans_bois July 16, 2019

uffle shuffle

Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.

Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.

by Rsquared300 January 19, 2006

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

walton shuffle

incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles

we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking

by popT March 25, 2003

kitkat shuffle

can also refer to 2 fingered action btween lesbians

dont bother asking her if she wants a drink mate, she does the kitkat shuffle

by VonVrulesOK July 21, 2009

Latex Lollipop Shuffle

An act, whereby an individual takes a used condom, turns it inside out, places it on their index and middle finger, and then proceeds to lick it like a lollipop.

Billy was tellin me the other day about how Dave and his gf did a LLS the other night, and Dave liked it.

by Beam me up, Scotty February 18, 2004

Shufflers

A derogatory term for Asian Tourists. Referencing the manner in which they walk. Their large group dynamics and behavior tends to allow and encourage each other to push other people out of their way. Often occurring when more than a few are present in route to a destination. Asian persons who behave without regard or courteous manners to others, while shuffling their feet when they walk. Despite cultural norms in their home county, it is often performed in said manner abroad, routinely offending locals or non-Asians. Noun.

When the bus stopped at the Grand Canyon, all the Shufflers poured out with their iPads in their hands ready to take pictures, and bulldozed everyone in their way to get to the view.

by GKQ May 14, 2015