Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022

Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022

Shrek

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.

Welcome to the church of Shrek the ogre

by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022

Shrek

The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021