Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

shortage

Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).

What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'!

by Domnic April 9, 2015

Dirty Shirty

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.

I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.

by AlBlank August 21, 2006

Short Hills

Where they call the cops on the one 13 year old black kid when he goes to his friends house.

Did you hear about in Short Hills when theytried to catch that kid ridin dirty.

by He hu dont fumble da rock March 30, 2007

shortbus

The title of a 2006 comedy drama film that includes unsimulated sex and orgies, starring Sook Yin Lee and loosely inspired by the DUMBA Collective in Brooklyn, NY. Shortbus in the film is a club/place/regular event where events similar to the DUMBA Lusty Loft Parties take place including film screenings and gender blurring sex/orgies. When Sook Yin's character Sophia enters this club and Justin Bond (the proprietor) is giving her a tour he cryptically defines Shortbus: "Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus." There is no furthur explanation given and there is no bus are not prominent in the narrative. It is likely that the term implies sexuality as that is the focus of the film and the fictional club. However, it could also be some kind of anti-thesis to the mainstream - as the characters are often gay, transgendered or otherwise not straight. The shortbus is otherwise defined here as short bus: the smaller yellow bus typically used to transport disabled/incapacitated/differently abled people which is in opposition to a regular bus - get on the bus - that would signify the mainstream or straight culture. Or, maybe the shortbus is a term of disability or slow learning in reference to the protagonist Sophia's problems achieving orgasm - pre-orgasmic. That would make sense for the film title but not the fictional shortbus club seen in the film which does not function solely for her purposes. Lastly, oppositional binary of shortbus being the inferior of the pair long/short masculine/feminine is similar to the joke in the name of the DUMBA collective - which is actually a feminised version of the the acronym DUMBO Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass.

Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus.

by rusl March 29, 2007

Short Haired Power Bitch

A woman that has short hair that seems to have a problem against every man. They usually blame all of the world's problems on men and are extremely feminist. Most seem to be lesbian while others just are a bit butch. Beware, no matter how nice you are to them... they will have a problem with you.

I didn't hold the door for that short haired power bitch so she start cursing me out in the middle of Panera Bread.

by VictimtoaSHPB August 27, 2011

Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.

Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004