September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 1, 2021

September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.

“it’s september 9th”
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say”
“oh no”

by big johnnnyyyy September 8, 2021

September 6

If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend

Guy: I Was Born On September 6
Hot Girl: *kisses*

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021

September 13

1/5 of the best humans on earth! The adorable Niall James Horan!

Whos bday is on September 13 ?

Directioner: Niall!

by Larry4eva1d January 4, 2022

September 24th

International punch Christina day. If you see a Christina, you know what to do. She deserves it.

F: Hey, it's September 24th!
K: Finally, I have yet another excuse to punch Christina.

by MechanicalContact June 3, 2022

September 6

Is the day my best friend Paige was born she's a horrible listener but a good friend

September 6 also known as national ask a girl out day

by HolaComesta August 3, 2022

september 4

kiss a guy whos name starts with J

kiss jason on september 4

by iasdjiaj2 September 3, 2022