saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016

cornbread sandwich

An aesthetically pleasing female posterior.

Dang, you see her walkin' by with that cornbread sandwich?

by drosh jews May 30, 2014

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

by Man of stool June 13, 2019

Cheeseberry Sandwich

A cheese sandwich with a layer of strawberry jam for good measure.

Bread good... Cheese good... Strawberry jam good... Cheeseberry sandwich mmmmm

by Mr Cheeseberry June 2, 2010

focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

by ajawaja December 22, 2010

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011