Samuel

Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.

Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!

by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021

Samuel

a fucking no life who spends his time fantasizing about girls he’ll never get with

“God I hate Samuel”
“Me too lmao”

by terrux November 24, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a small lineman

Samuel is bad at football

by Igg gf dd November 22, 2021

Eliza Coupe Soler Is Bugs Bunny <<>> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Yosemite Samuel Villlainy

Eliza Coupe Soler Is Bugs Bunny <<<???>>> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Yosemite Samuel Villlainy

Eliza Coupe Soler Is Bugs Bunny <<<???>>> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Yosemite Samuel Villlainy

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Samuel

Perfect in every single way

Ex. Look there’s a Samuel he is always SO perfect

by Thesamuelgod May 2, 2022

Samuel

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel

The idiot that's bogs their car at the front of school.

Samuel is a dumbass

by Moody_shark February 23, 2023