Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

meatball status

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

by Webster Dic June 1, 2007

Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"

Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status

by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.

"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."

by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012

Beached Whale Status

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**

idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now

by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017