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stalker

a guy who constantly im's random girls on the internet. usually using multiple multiple screennames when one is blocked.also uses lame e-pick up lines. ie. loser, rucari.
rucari 1:when u sey 'lmao' do you really laugh ur ass off?
girl1: stfu leave me alone
RUCARI 1 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 2: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 2 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 3: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 3 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 4: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone, why are you such a stalker?
RUCARI 4 HAS BEEN BLOCKED
by THE PO-LICE September 1, 2008
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Stalker Creeper

People who stare at you for no real reason, or stalk you *cough edward cullen cough*
Sensible girl :"umm edward? what re you doing?"
Edward: "being a stalker creeper and watching you sleep."
Sensible girl : "AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!"
by DracoMalfoy June 28, 2010
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Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.
Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.
by Skoren Creek October 27, 2010
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stalker

1. Someone who pursues by tracking stealthily.
2. Someone who follows or observes (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
3. Billy Miller.
4. Those two girls in wigs.
"Stalker is such a harsh word.. I prefer pursuer."
"Or observing with a passion!"
-Those two girls in wigs
by Sabishii211 March 26, 2004
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stalkerazzi

1. a compound word consisting of stalker and paparazzi.
That one rich girl that just got outta jail actually LIKES having the stalkerazzi around her as much as possible.
by Sumdumsurfer August 2, 2007
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stalker

someone who wants to rape you in the butt
justin is a stalker
by deana eichman January 12, 2009
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my space stalker

Parent who checks their kids my space posts.
by Fino August 18, 2006
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