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kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.
by nipples May 24, 2007
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dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block
I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.
by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010
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Low Snatch-esteem issues

When a woman thinks her man/significant other is so hot that every person they come across wants to have sex with them.
You have a case of Low Snatch-esteem issues when you feel the need to text or call your spouse non-stop and accuse them constantly of wanting to have sex with every woman they come in contact with.
by Observerdav July 28, 2010
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hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.
1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!
by alliecat:) February 23, 2011
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Snapback Snatch

A skimpy hooch(ie) - looking girl, who puts a snapback cap (hat) on her head, only with the intention to 'get her slut on' with rappers/skaters or anyone with status in the hip hop subculture. Most commonly you see them in action at hip hop events. If a snapback snatch feels threatened by another females presence, she will use her most apparent characteristic - being a vicious psycho bitch from hell and do whatever it takes for you to either end up severely injured or psychologically torment you to the point that your self esteem leaves you in foetal position.
- "I can't see anything from here or even move Sarah! I'll try and ask the guy for a demo when he gets off stage because he sounds ill! (ouch) I just got elbowed real hard and spilled my drink all over myself because of the snapback snatch beside me!"
by N.E.Z.A August 6, 2013
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Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.
"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"
by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014
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glitter snatch

A vagina that looks all prim and proper on the outside, but will eat A dick whole upon insertion
Man, Amy looked so good in her nudes she sent. Who knew she was hiding a glitter snatch down there.
by Jason Merrill August 8, 2017
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