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Shrek

Shrek is the mosh hottest person ever he is my idol and my husband I am taken by the most handsome man in the world
by Myidolisshrek October 11, 2021
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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek just happened...
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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I love shrek!
by wienerberg April 8, 2019
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OMG the cutest guy you will meet. A Beast
by Saaaaaayer February 15, 2022
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a booty eating green ugly obese fat monster that gives me nightmares when I see him.
by lailadakiddo October 28, 2019
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When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely
God is shrek
by Hmmmmmmm🤔 March 23, 2020
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