A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx
by Ralphp May 31, 2024
Get the Samuelmug. by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019
Get the Samuel E. Gordonmug. Samuel
by anonymous November 19, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
Get the Jonathan Dave Samuelmug. by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel is the biggest piece of sh*t ever, he plays every single girl, he uses his friends for money, he catfishes as a girl to get more money.
THIS IS FOR YOU SAMUEL / SAM (aimed) 🙂
THIS IS FOR YOU SAMUEL / SAM (aimed) 🙂
Ew is that Samuel? 🤢
by C4RLEYY 😉 May 2, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. person 1: its samuele pozzoli!
person 2: leave him he is a lonely sigma
samuele pozzoli: i am a lonely sigma
person 2: leave him he is a lonely sigma
samuele pozzoli: i am a lonely sigma
by Theo. L September 4, 2024
Get the Samuele pozzolimug.