Ripped

When somebody has given you a dodgy deal therefore being ripped off

Sod that dodgy newsagent he didn't give me enough change i have been ripped

by Luncheonman December 18, 2004

ripped

someone who doesnt have scars on their somach and has lots of cool mucles

ryan is not ripped because of his scars on his stomach...what a dick

by garethra June 23, 2008

ripped

when you take a big ol hit of marijuana and you start coughing your ass off

holy shit you just ripped yourself

by frontyouanounze420 August 22, 2008

Ripped

1. To be really high
2. Referring to any awkward, funny, or generally ridiculous situation

1. I'm soooo ripped right now
2. How ripped is it that your ex-girlfriend was just in the room?

by ASPENOH April 14, 2009

ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

by soapythebitch January 29, 2018

swiffer ripper

A girl thats a ripper and you know that you should'nt be messing with her, but she cleans shit up!

Are you still messing with that swiffer ripper? Yah, but at least my house is clean!

by Acorn Jones May 5, 2007

Ass Riplet

When You take your right arm and put it against your armpit and squeeze and makes a loud fart noise.

The girls laughed when nick did an Ass Riplet in class.

by `Chris_Uh_Pher` August 17, 2009