Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

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1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

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Menu Retard

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.

Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!

by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009

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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

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The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.

"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"

by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012

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