rednexual

A portmanteau of Redneck and Metrosexual. Has decided that miso soup, sushi, and a little sake the night before a deer hunt works best for reducing offending scent in the woods.

HIM: Yah… I guess I kind of live a contradictory life. Hmm… let’s see:
A brick house in the sticks.
Deer mount on the wall over some computers.
Cats and Dog as pets.
Working wireless while fishing.
Drinking Guinness and Boddingtons with the same enthusiasm.

ME: Tough to find an appropriate balance, eh? We need to come up with another name for that. Rednexual?

by grailer August 6, 2008

Redneckedness

1. The nature of having redneck traits.
2. Used to describe the levels of redneck one is

Easterner: You are so full of redneckedness that it's gross
Redneck: Sha't up youu, elsewise I'll get my Auntie to plug youu up real good-like with lead. You'd a be killed dead from yer wounds!

by Popemeisterjosh November 3, 2008

redneck cocktail

The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx

I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!

by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013

redneck love

when a woman is abused, and mistreated by her man, but she still stays with him.

Wow, it's redneck love; he verbally abuses, and treats her like crap, and she is still with him.

by Professor Strudell February 21, 2018

indiana redneck

Usually a right-winger that lives in the US state of Indiana, unlike common rednecks, Indiana Rednecks are wholesome and accept all races and ethnicities, however Indiana Rednecks, like their less civilized cousins, always enjoy fishing, target shooting, hunting, mudding, getting drunk, shouting at gay people, watching college football, and driving pickup trucks.

Person 1: “Hey Cletus, wanna come over to my place and watch the IU game? My friends Jamal, Ricardo, Ahmed, and Khan are gonna be there.”

Person 2: “IU? Buddies a’ fowah races? Mainly propers pronounciatin’ a’ words an’ correct grammers? Sheeeeooot, Richard, yous a’ normal everyday Indiana Redneck!”

by [Pappy_Polska] December 17, 2017

st. thomas redneck condtion

The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.

There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.

He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.

by acadia thunder November 24, 2011

Redneck Beday

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.

Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

by Troy Murphy, Carl Smith November 26, 2007