Retarded ass

I have a retarded ass at my farm
by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
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get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 04, 2003
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Comedy Retard

A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.
Prima: "Durrr hi guys!!!"
Secunda: "Who's that?"
Tertia: "Oh, that's Tim, our Comedy Retard."
by Muaka October 17, 2010
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Menu Retard

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.
Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009
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dalton retard

Long Haired Truckee you will be able to find in any community that is classified as -Bogan- he will act stupid and do retarded thing to make you laugh
Look here comes Dalton retard, what's he gonna do this time???
by Blackhole Depression July 18, 2017
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spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.
1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.
by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010
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Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.
Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
by Yert Skrt October 14, 2019
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