by Babbleswap22 March 12, 2021
Get the Romanmug. The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
Get the The Roman Empire Roast Gamemug. Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.
For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023
Get the Roman Empiremug. When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021
Get the Roman candlemug. Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.
*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN?
*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”
*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”
by bean_sproot April 11, 2024
Get the Romanmug. Roman Kim is a name that wants to cuddle his girlfriend all day. He gets nervous around the girl. He wants all her attention but doesn’t want to admit it. He’s an Asian boy and loves Asian girls.
by Mother Karen October 24, 2019
Get the Roman Kimmug. Roman is the kind a guy who everyone wants to be. He is a fast cross country runner. He is usually tall and lanky. Very rarely does roman actually come from Rome even though whenever they introduce themself the other person always says, "Roman, like the Empire?"
by yaboi4468 August 5, 2020
Get the ROMANmug.