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Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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half rider

A person who thinks they are good at an stunt sport (Skateboarding, Bmx, ect.)
but really suck, and can only do half tricks.
Wow dude, fred is a total Half Rider. He totally sucks.
by half biker May 30, 2014
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dick rider

Someone who unconditionally defends or glazes someone they like. Someone who dick rides.
John: have you seen Joe's post about lebron, he is a total dick rider!
by father troll July 5, 2024
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Rail Rider

A rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by 2 or more people at once, another version of this term is called gangbang!
Me: Oh bro did you hear that Rebecca is a rail rider

Friend: what the fuck is a rail rider?!
Me: a rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by one or more people (example) a gangbang or a girl who’s for the group.
by R3kcable February 28, 2024
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Dick Rider

Watching NBA Games Are So Annoying Whenever He's A Commentator

Who

Reggie Miller

Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022
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Hog rider

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.
by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022
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Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.
What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.
by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011
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