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Retarded ass

I have a retarded ass at my farm
by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
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1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.
1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.
by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010
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Obsessive Retarded

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
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Menu Retard

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.
Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009
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Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.
Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard
by datboi334 May 10, 2021
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